Kids: Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat...

By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:03

Wow, your brother is one smart fella

wolfking 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:06

why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

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Simp_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 7:37

Your brother is my hero. And this is coming from a female.

inktree 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:52

Down is the default position, that's why! Look, if we separate it into quarters: girl #1, girl #2, guy #1, guy #2, the only one for which the toilet seat needs to be up is guy #1! 3/4 of the time it needs to be down.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 15:49

If you pee as often as a man does, you're an exception. if you shit as often as you pee, something may be wrong with you.

DiscoInfiltrator 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:51

pick your battles hun, and epic win for your brother a little to much effort for my taste but epic none the less

sadface77 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:10

he's one clever little kid....

Speedyblurr 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:43

u just got PWND!

deardaniel_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:40

Why don't girls check before sitting down on a toilet? Also, it takes less effort to drop the toilet seat then picking it up.

WayneStorm 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:44

Some girls need to be send to exile countries in Southeast Asia where the bathrooms are so disgusting you have to squat! Maybe you should get used to squatting instead of touching your ass on the seat. :D

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:41

Hahaha, I love your brother, that's hilarious. As a girl, I really don't care if the seat is up. I can put it down no problem yeah. But when I'm going to use the restroom, I'm going to sit, NOT looking at the toilet. I sit down even if the top lid is down because I'm just not looking. And if the lid is up, I'm probably going to fall in, which could be mildly funny later. Say I really have to go in the middle of the night, and I don't want to hurt my eyes with the lights? It's seriously not a big deal if you don't put the lid down, it just takes extreme minimal effort on your part. One guy said we just have to tap it to put it down. Uh yeah. You too. One day, I hope one of you forgets the seat is up when you have to go boomboom and falls in. Ha!

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 15:52

sorry, if you just don'rt look, that's entirely your own problem. If someone would move a kitchen chair and you would walk in hours later and just sit on thin air because you diddn't realize the chair wasn't there anymore, would you also blame the other person?

Blind_Ninja 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:17

#90, yes you only have to tap it to put it down. What do you mean, "you too?" Dude, we have to LIFT it. If I could tap the toilet seat up, I'd do so. And if anybody falls in because they sat down without looking, girl or guy, they deserve it. You should always look. What if there's shit or piss on the seat and you sit on it?