Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom...

By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Shit's going down

By oGxFoopFoop - 28/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was taking a shit in my friend's bathroom when his brother's girlfriend walked in. Nobody decided to tell me that the lock didn’t work. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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TheTruth1428 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.

hellohello9 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

where were you looking before you looked up at him?

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TheTruth1428 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:29

Pffft, no kidding! It's not that god damned hard. Even when I was going to crap myself or seemingly projectile vomit, I remembered to shut the door.

the_stereotype 0

Monday 28 September 2009 14:52

idk...i think i'd rather have someone watch me crap than close the door and then end up crapping in my pants and then have to clean it out later as well.

JustinBieberIsOK 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 11:50

(her) not a guy! lolz

Clare420 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:36

I disagree. your brothers friend is a perv he should have just shut the door. FYL

BlanketHogger 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:17

OP is a girl

solid2dew 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 15:26

His meaning her brothers friend.

hellohello9 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

where were you looking before you looked up at him?

Fmyspam 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:40

Taking a sexy crap. Duh?

crackberrie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:15

more like f your brother's friend's life!! but yea this is pretty embarrassing

awkwardturtley 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 1:22

haha it would be if he hadn't just stood there *watching* her o.O

Tess_fml 7

Monday 28 September 2009 9:18

Ouch, I feel for you D:

krazybabie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:18

ewwwww sick bastard- the friend I mean!

terrta_merrta 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:19

lets hope your crapping didn't traumatize him.

IloveComics 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:21

Well, that's disgusting. Something like that happened to me before. He was a couple years younger and saw my boobs. :( I feel for you. At least, it's not totally bad. :D

sugar_407 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:09

who cares.

curlyfriez 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:22

eeewwwwww He's a Cochino!!!!!!!!

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 28 September 2009 9:28

He wanted a Cleveland Steamer. Humor him.

jackkerouc9 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:36

no he wanted a reverse blumpkin. Instead of the guy recieving oral sex while taking a shit, she gives it to him while she *****. Or maybe he wanted to give her a blumpkin? Idk, I am not into skat fetishes.