Kids: Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat...

By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:03

Wow, your brother is one smart fella

wolfking 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:06

why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

Comments

yooda_fml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:22

wow take it easy, atleast us guys dont go so hard on you women when you leave the kitchen..

LaurenLeung96 15

Saturday 20 August 2011 4:14

lmao, sexist but hilarious, ur cool bro.

JameeBilthuis 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:25

that is ******* awesome !!

shaddix 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:57

It takes less time to put the seat down yourself than it does to yell at your brother for leaving them up and making him put them down. You totally deserved that one

lottiebearx 10

Monday 8 March 2010 1:48

be thankful that he didn't decide to avoid your nagging by peeing with the seat down, hence peeing all over the seat..

ghost010 6

Tuesday 23 March 2010 15:10

How hard is it to look before you sit? I look before I piss. I can't imagine why you would run right in and sit right down. Seriously it's not that hard, it literally takes two seconds. Be thankful your brother didn't put saran wrap under the seat.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 16:06

just look at something and count slowlly to two. does it really take that long? it's half a second tops

FYL_IMMD 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 0:58

if it bothers you, PUT IT DOWN YOURSELVES LADIES. God, another 1/2 a second WILL NOT KILL YOU!

megamandude455 10

Wednesday 19 May 2010 17:43

nice name op

Origami86 6

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:47

I'm a guy and I sit when I pee. EVERY TIME. I've never ever thought about what a drag it is to put the seat down to pee. women just like to bitch and moan. simple as that. Solution straight from Barney Stinson :p install a spring mechanism on the seat that automatically lifts it up. BOOYA