Dating Struggles By FML Videos - 26/09/2018 18:30 Poor lad. I agree, your life sucks 260 You deserved it 88 Share Tweet Share
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML I agree, your life sucks 16 905 You deserved it 74 251
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 042 You deserved it 120
Today, I have tried so many times to do romantic gestures for my girlfriend, but each time she tells me to stop being silly or to just act normal or to stop annoying her. I guess we’ll just sit on the sofa on our phones ignoring each other then. FML I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 92
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 080 You deserved it 4 237
Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML I agree, your life sucks 57 671 You deserved it 4 905
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML I agree, your life sucks 61 010 You deserved it 70 182
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 400 You deserved it 3 091
Today, I'm stuck in the middle of a red weather warning because of two huge snowstorms. I've been snowed in at work for three days so far. No sign of getting home any time soon. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 551 You deserved it 252
Nothing but net! Maybe he should play basketball?