Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and...

By drugged_on_arrival - 10/09/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

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By geniusdrunk - 09/08/2019 02:00

Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By effyou - 10/02/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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Anon17564 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:07

I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the ******* police.

Zwische 13

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:06

....the ****?

Comments

MyReinvention55 7

Monday 7 February 2011 15:25

holy Fu€k

Rainbowjumper0 12

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:15

dude, why are you posting on fml? go to the damn police! don't forget a restraining order.

ladiesman219 4

Friday 11 March 2011 4:17

I kind of know how you feel, sux to be u, I say run away to Mexico and change your name to Julio Sanchez

zbean 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:27

it seems odd she would drug him. why? unless she's strong, works out or had help, how in the world would she have lifted him? sounds to me he got drunk ( really drunk ) called her and passed out from the booze.