Argument and Love: Set the scene

Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:17

She's a career oriented girl, that much is clear..

2random 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:12

classy

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2random 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:12

classy

MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:17

She's a career oriented girl, that much is clear..

blueangels7901 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 18:26

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yankfan89 27

Friday 6 July 2012 3:42

There are only two idiots here you and OP's ex-girlfriend (assuming her broke up with her cheating ass)

str1kepa1n 16

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:07

6# **** up.

imkool136 22

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:22

I accidentally hit the like button but you're comment is such a bitch thing I have to say I don't like it:(

killkillkill 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:59

kill the boss, sew up her pussy. Damn dude sorry though, that sucks

dhall30 8

Thursday 31 May 2012 21:10

And this is a perfect example to why advice given in the comments section is ridiculously stupid bullshit.

dan81892 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:53

more like a FML for her.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 9 November 2012 22:11

No, she deserves it. Hopefully he broke up with her.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:39

Go home and spend time doing something else.

fijisoccer15 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 9:59

Or someone else.

Dodgydaly 11

Monday 9 December 2013 22:16

he was Home

Jessey_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:23

That sucks.

etherealjoy 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:23

**** THAT SUCKS MAN!!!!!!!!

Regenbogen 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:28

join 'em.

thatswasup 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:49

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