Intimacy: Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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JManHobbs 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:21

If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:11

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

Comments

Blaqk 2

Monday 24 January 2011 17:18

You should've turned around and said, 'having fun?'

IWIWP 3

Monday 24 January 2011 17:22

lol

Freakin_Biggles 0

Monday 24 January 2011 18:16

On the plus side though...you got to see a Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman lesbian sex scene, that's always a win! :D

BabyBlaze 0

Monday 24 January 2011 18:47

Jesus. Grow the hell up.

nohesitation 0

Monday 24 January 2011 18:56

Stupid prude, ****? please. That scene was an important part of the movie and really helped setting the tone. It got them both really into character. But I guess that people with minds no deeper than a shallow pool will never get this, and just run away screaming "OMG!! ****!"

BadKitty13 28

Monday 24 January 2011 19:08

This movie was NOT ****. I saw it and loved it. I want to see it again. I think Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis did a great job !! and as for that "SEX" that was a very important part of Natalie's Character. After that scene she Felt the part of the Black Swan and totally put her heart and soul into it. You need read reviews so you dont get any surprises and end of on FML !

weirdguy0509 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:24

that's all anyone has talked about in that movie. ydi.

Mokiikom_fml 8

Monday 24 January 2011 20:30

Wow, you must be a very sheltered 12 years old child, if this is how you perceived the whole thing.

FamiliarStranger 2

Monday 24 January 2011 20:49

Where can i see this movie?

drptLife 0

Monday 24 January 2011 21:24

Basicly a porno? Dont b a huge prude you don't even see anything!

misscourtneyy 0

Monday 24 January 2011 21:25

I went to go see it with JUST my dad..and that part only last a second it's not that bad and I'm sure he felt weird too. But the movie was really good me and my dad talked about it the whole ride home..