By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

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Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML
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Same thing different taste

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If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

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sorien1987 0

lol that's why I always sit atleast a seat away from everyone

well now look at the brightside. your pretty sure you heard the guy jacking off... at least he didn't blow a load into the back of your dome. :)

trust me that's nothing, try watching the orgy scenes from the 2nd season of true blood with your parents, now that is bad. that lesbian scene was nothing

lol ya know how the movie says "rated R" then list all the reasons? sexual content is a good marker that it's a don't watch with parents movie...lol good movie to watch with friend though hahaha

TaylorTotsYumm 10

That movie was fantastic. if you really read into it, you'd understand there's really nothing sexy about that scene at all. It's more terrifying than anything. It's not a porno :P and that scene is a vital part to the movie. Prude.

You and the masterbater totally missed some of the best acting I've seen in a loooong time. Btw all the sexy scenes were offset but something totally not sexy.

tboudre 0

I think you have to have a love for abnormal psychology to appreciate this movie. I'm on my way to being a clinical psychologist, and I can tell you that the various psychoses were portrayed artistically, but very accurately. Black Swan was a fantastic exploration of a mentally ill dancer succumbing to her disease. Also, the drug ecstasy is all about sensation enhancement, so, naturally, sex. There was nothing "porno" about this movie. Not to mention, with Mila representing Natalie's dark side, the "porno" scene was more about Natalie's character embracing and being overtaken by the darkness within her than anything. SO. OP, take some psych classes, grow a brain, and quit being a prude. (No) Love, Lia

Sorry, *various types of psychopathology, not psychoses. Apparently typing and thinking don't go hand in hand for me today. ^^

hahaha. I saw that movie on a first date. awkward. XD

dear god, everyone here is a complete prude. it is not "basically a" ******* "porno". there was ONE mildly graphic sex scene, its not like they were 69-ing, humping madly and screaming eachothers names with close up shots of their vag's. chill out bro.