Intimacy: Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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JManHobbs 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:21

If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:11

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

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rkd_21 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 12:15

I watched Black Swan at home with my parents and sister. Nothing awkward at all, I just had to explain the end really well to my mum, my dad and sis already fell asleep mid-way though the movie.. And its definitely not a porno!

taureanbeauty293 0

Friday 30 September 2011 17:03

Eh sucks to be you...I went with my best friend, a guy. Just kinda awkward because the whole movie is both very dark and intense, and those 3 scenes are very effective. Not a porno, but definitely not something I want to see again.

bradnere201 0

Monday 17 October 2011 5:47

I don't get how that is awkward my grand parents borrow **** from my patents. That is awkward

thatgr33kguy 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:48

....obviously OP has never been on the Internet.

dpgft10 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:29

Awesome movie

1Hannahs 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 6:55

I need to see this movie :o Lmao

evhrocks876 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:46

Now watching it with your Mom should be the problem, you and your Dad are both guys so it's cool

eastcoastevil 0

Monday 27 August 2012 4:12

Fake

luckshotpro 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:14

"basically a porno"? someone's just a little bit sheltered.

EstherColeman 6

Wednesday 14 August 2013 3:09

It's hardly a porno... and like everyone is saying, if you don't want to watch that kind of stuff with your parents, LOOK UP THE MOVIE IF IT'S RATED R. Screenit, imdb... there are plenty of places to do it. Not looking up an R rated movie is no excuse if you're not expecting adult content.