Intimacy: Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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JManHobbs 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:21

If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:11

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

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Stravagante 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:53

Obviously you've never actually seen a porno if this is your idea of ****.

thebatboy 4

Friday 11 February 2011 4:29

this is an FML why?????

Emperorerror 8

Saturday 19 February 2011 18:24

I LOVE how everyone's making fun of OP for not knowing exactly what a porno is like. I mean, seriously, lmao. Everyone's like, "Dude, I know a lot more about **** than you, I jack off every night. Leave the **** references to cool guys like me." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

katherineisrawr 0

Friday 25 February 2011 15:19

haha I saw it with my dad... it was awkward. I seriously had no clue what the movie was about.

Megg5 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:10

I saw that with my mom. Only she was the one in the theater making masturbating sounds and laughing.

alittleroisin 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:40

Wait, was Black Swan rated R in America? It was only MA15+ in Australia (I didn't see it at the cinema though, watched it when a bunch of friends came over). Anyway, the scene was not that awkward. I actually analysed Black Swan for my English assessment, it's a good film (I'm 15 and in Year 10, by the way).

Ugi 26

Friday 6 May 2011 19:41

What constitutes a porno varies dramatically depending upon whether you are watching it with your parents or not. Apparently my uncle used to watch (16 mm actual film) **** with his dad (my grandfather). I find this thought rather disturbing.