Intimacy: Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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Monday 24 January 2011 9:21

If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:11

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

Comments

MrsLender_fml 3

Monday 24 January 2011 11:26

Watching sex scenes with parents is always awkward but at least the old guy was there to break the tension..... right?

MrsLender_fml 3

Monday 24 January 2011 11:22

Watching sex scenes with parents is always awkward but at least the old guy was there to break the tension... right?

MrsLender_fml 3

Monday 24 January 2011 11:22

Watching sex scenes with parents is always awkward but at least the old guy was there to break the tension... right?

MrsLender_fml 3

Monday 24 January 2011 11:23

Watching sex scenes with parents is always awkward but at least the old guy was there to break the tension... right?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 24 January 2011 11:24

That is SUCH a good movie! I've seen it twice now.

MrsLender_fml 3

Monday 24 January 2011 11:24

Watching sex scenes with parents is always awkward but at least the old guy was there to break the tension... right?

Miss_Michaela 10

Monday 24 January 2011 11:25

Come on. I'm sure your Dad has seen pornos before. It'd have been another day in the office for him. :P I have nothing to say about the guy behind you. You could say he was choking on popcorn.