By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 505
You deserved it 25 301

Same thing different taste

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CookiesNOJ 0

think about it.. is that the only way she can get your attention? then you suck!

lovelyred 0

was having a small penis one of them?

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...and the fact that you consider not getting laid this one time due to your girlfriend expressing her concerns with your relationship **** My Life material is one of those reasons, right?

TripLikeEyeDo 0

she is cheating on you. Mark my words!

I modded this. Instead of it saying his girlfriend promised they'd get it on, it said his girlfriend promised him a ********. I don't know why the modders would change that.

maybe instead of bitching about not getting laid OP should look at himself and ask if there's any remote possibility that what his girlfriend says is true, and whether he needs to work on himself. at least his girlfriend is expressing what's wrong and not just keeping silent. there's more to relationships than just sex

The "list" is a good enough reason for walking papers. Life is a giant pile of sh** bring a shovel and a really good sense of humor. If your depressed your raining on my parade. She didn't need you she needs a psychiatrist.

MichaelJacks_fml 0

Do you know what the word selfish means?? I don't, but I get alot of what you get too. Just move on and become something that girls would die for and then turn them down.

So she has to bribe you with sex in order for you to come over?

every day normal girl! they all like that! come youll get rewarded..... not! get use to this mate!