Love: Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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soulstrike23 6

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:34

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

randomguy76 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:48

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

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Jethco 15

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:05

Should've offered to leave your phone locked on the table or something along those lines. Or a shoe or something. As incentive.

Chilupa 28

Thursday 1 January 2015 19:19

That would just feed her insecurities. Her instant lack of trust is a huge red flag too. I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't trust me.

lizburgo_yo 8

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:10

You should be paying anyways, just saying!

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:21

So, no second date then? If you ever see her around again you should make a point of telling her that actually you had been planning on asking for a second date but won't after that performance.. Make her feel bad.

demonfacee 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:48

She's not a keeper.

nitrog100 21

Thursday 1 January 2015 8:55

Oh sweetie, you were going to pay either way.

quarterbird 18

Thursday 1 January 2015 9:52

Left you with the bill? If you're a guy, you're supposed to pay anyway. It sounds like you dodged a bullet, OP... CONGRATS!!!

lapagani 2

Thursday 1 January 2015 11:30

You were on a date. You weren't planning on picking up the check anyway?

Candied_person 13

Thursday 1 January 2015 11:35

She got that low self esteem worse than Ebola

paolino_fml 18

Thursday 1 January 2015 11:37

What you were planning on paying the bill with her? Grow some balls and pay it yourself, or go back to playing with ******* barbies. Real men pay for their women. YDI