Love: Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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soulstrike23 6

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:34

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

randomguy76 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:48

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

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jessdexter 5

Friday 2 January 2015 22:51

let's face it, she wasn't going to pay that bill anyways

anabanana101 15

Saturday 3 January 2015 0:53

Good thing her true colors shone through before it was too late:/

Andrew863 12

Saturday 3 January 2015 2:21

Sounds like you lucked out.

rabbitstew45 4

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:16

Considering her response, it's little wonder if others have jumped in the past, and they'd have valid reason, she sounds emotionally immature.

JAllDay_23 7

Sunday 4 January 2015 5:52

Um, I think your life was improved here! Imagine if you guys started dating. Your life would be miserable based on that personality!

jlujan00_fml 9

Sunday 4 January 2015 10:00

Probably for the better dude

UdServdIt 0

Friday 9 January 2015 5:53

First date and you weren't planning on footing the bill? Unless she asked you out I'd say you deserved it.

nickele_fml 8

Saturday 10 January 2015 14:35

Don't you think it's a reminding of the old macho times to necessarily have the man pay for the bill? I guess when women would not work, it made sense that the man pays, but nowadays, I find it condescending towards women. We are progressively reaching equality between men and women, it's time for them to pay the bill too.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 11 January 2015 19:09

She got that from The Big Bang Theory, when Lucy always climbed out a bathroom window to get away from Raj because she was socially awkward. lol But yeah, crazy!