By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 April 2014 21:07 / Ireland - Dublin
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  rocker_chick23  |  27

Sorry #18, not everyone is a wh*re like you claim to be on other comments. The majority of men and women want to remain STD free and only get intimate after knowing each other for a while.

  Marley_000  |  14

Who the hell falls asleep on the toilet while on a date though? Who falls asleep on the toilet, period.

Good luck trying to explain that one.

  Wakachulak  |  22

Yeah, the "I fell asleep on the crapper" line is a shoe-in second date. OP, just check this into the loss column and move on.

On the bright side, you got published on FML! Congrats!

  D_Zan  |  2

Yeah, no matter what you owe her an explanation. Even if it was an accident, it's really rude and mean. It doesn't matter too much if she believes you and it's fine if she doesn't. It's not something to get agree about(and no one has a right to be agree with her if she doesn't forgive or believe or anything). Hopefully your intent will come across in your tone.

  MRP360  |  14

a brown log at that

  laureri  |  26

Why are you getting down voted for Ren and Stimpy? Love the log song!!

What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log

  Welshite  |  39

Well there are some risks associated with this particular escape: drowning, cuts, infection, getting stuck, and getting lost in the maze of pipes.

The worst part about the "sewer escape" is the dry-cleaning you'll need. Ugh.

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