Love: Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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soulstrike23 6

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:34

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

randomguy76 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:48

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:26

And now you know why her other dates jumped through the window.

vikky538 28

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:50

that sucks...

PhoenixMartinez 30

Thursday 1 January 2015 3:22

She's been watching too much Big Bang Theory

Xandrick 22

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:55

Yes! Someone who gets it!

bassfisher100 23

Thursday 1 January 2015 3:24

that definitely sucks, but come on man you're gonna make her pick up the tab? I always pay when I take out a lady.. friend or not. (._.)/

CaptainBlack 18

Thursday 1 January 2015 3:31

If she has that much of a trust issue then it was probably worth footing the bill to get rid of her lol. Maybe not worth the drama though... FYL

kristen5286 12

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:07

sounds like you dodged a bullet

BoaNikolaos 14

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:08

Lol you probably saved yourself from misery down the road

soak_25 21

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:36

you where going to pay the bill anyways right??

TheLawIsHere 23

Thursday 1 January 2015 14:46

Why should he?

fax00m 2

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:38

Well now u know that she is a dramatic girl who is insecure , do u want to date a girl like that ? If so, then just talk to her and tell her u really wanted to use the bathroom

ihatedouchbags 17

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:49

I smell something fishy, why does it matter if she stormed out and left you with the bill if you were actually planning to pay, seems like you weren't. (She might have over reacted, but still)