By princess4242 - 26/02/2010 09:10 - India

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML
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PsychoMerk 0

lol :') "the damage was done!"

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boopityboppity 11

Well, now we know what you were really thinking about. Gotta love those Freudian Slips.

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K0RRuPT 0

I wonder what were you thinking of at that time that made you say penis instead of peanut.. ;p

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marc33 0

is OP guy or girl...??? eitherway, OP was thinking about de cute brother's penis n nuts.....!! lol

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brookiebaby1212 0

see the gender sign in the corner? op is female the user name hints toward female as well princess something

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TandJHire 0

Oh Wow, Thats halarious!!! I have mixed my words up but usually I only say things like that when I'm drunk. Were you drunk? That would be forgivable

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Cian_1 28

She is in India, as someone who has been living in India for the last 7 months, I'll let you into a little secret - she wasn't drunk. :P

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ColdGold 6

Just wait until you hear them tell someone else that it's "penis sauce". "How do you make it?" "Well, you grind some penis . . . "

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KaylieBieber13 0

tht sounds painful!

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sesp61289 0

How is this an fml? All you had to do was laugh it off and say my bad don't know where that came from.. Or make a joke of it

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UnicornsDoExist 0

"what you doin man?!" "just trying to get me some nuts... what are you doing?!" just tryin to get some penis" what?!" "peanuts"

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KingRDZ 0

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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pitbullmom 0

lol reminds me of the time I ordered a cherry coke from a hot waiter

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mshafty 0

Wow interesting story! did you ask to get cherry blasted?

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pitbullmom 0

naw just asked for a cherry ****, I was out to lunch with my mom to, she still laughs at me 5 years later lol

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perdix 29

If you think penis sauce is brown, your boyfriend needs to get to a urologist right away!

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aback 4

That's what I was thinking. His family stared at her because they wondered why the hell she'd think semen was BROWN.

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CallMeHush 0

Is that peanut sauce on your face or am I just happy to see you?

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