Life imitates art - FML

Life imitates art

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 02:04

Today, I had to sit through the film The 40 Year Old Virgin with my friends, who thought it was hilarious. I'm well over 40 and also a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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What is the real feeling?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 05:15

Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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Niharika Anupam 5

Monday 13 July 2020 2:28

Don't take it to heart. and don't let it bother you either. enjoy the movie and live your life the way you love! :)

tounces7 27

Monday 13 July 2020 3:08

I'm assuming this must be 100% by choice because even the ugliest person can find at least SOMEONE to sleep with them.

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Niharika Anupam 5

Monday 13 July 2020 2:28

Don't take it to heart. and don't let it bother you either. enjoy the movie and live your life the way you love! :)

juggalo2 20

Monday 13 July 2020 2:30

Holy shit, man! You got to get on that!

tounces7 27

Monday 13 July 2020 3:08

I'm assuming this must be 100% by choice because even the ugliest person can find at least SOMEONE to sleep with them.

shlemiel 8

Sunday 19 July 2020 0:19

You are rude, disrespectful and lacking in empathy. One day you will find yourself in a situation that is socially embarrassing and I hope the people you are with have more consideration for you than you have for others.

Christopher James 5

Tuesday 4 August 2020 6:17

It’s not disrespectful to assume someone is a virgin by choice after 40+ years. I mean there are plenty of options outside of relationships.

jojimugo 20

Monday 13 July 2020 5:09

Buy some

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 July 2020 7:00

I'll bet you didn't even get the chance to be **** Buddies with Jane Lynch.

mccuish 25

Monday 13 July 2020 7:46

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at that age

jkjorn 15

Monday 13 July 2020 15:38

After we saw that movie, I said to my wife "you know, that could've been my story if I'd met you a year later." The look on her face was priceless, I thought she knew but we'd never really talked about it. Hang in there OP, some of us are just late bloomers, but when you meet the right person it's awesome making up for the lost time.

JosephFDawson 7

Tuesday 14 July 2020 16:30

I didn't until I met my girlfriend at 19. I'm 25 now and I'm glad I waited

Kyle DE Hildebrand 3

Monday 13 July 2020 21:08

Hey get LAID !!!

diraven 15

Monday 13 July 2020 23:19

Look on the bright side - at least you're not married!

millsjoshua949 12

Monday 13 July 2020 23:55

You didn't have to sit there. You chose to. ydi

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Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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