Saving Money By FML Videos - 25/09/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Where did it all go? ? I agree, your life sucks 321 You deserved it 78 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML I agree, your life sucks 457 You deserved it 86
Today, one of my roommates bought new cowboy boots. He insists on wearing them indoors. Every morning he paces up and down the linoleum areas of the apartment with the boots on until he absolutely has to go to work, waking us up with the clomping noises. I and my other roommate work night and graveyard shifts. FML I agree, your life sucks 393 You deserved it 70
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 967 You deserved it 4 658
Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML I agree, your life sucks 43 606 You deserved it 2 985
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 716 You deserved it 2 787
Today, I found out my doctors could've killed me by mixing two meds that react badly and shouldn't be mixed. I've been taking them together for a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 063 You deserved it 79
Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 039 You deserved it 4 155
Today, I felt euphoric joy upon finding my deceased cat alive! Then utter devastation: she was suffering and needed putting down. Then joy! She recovered! Then crippling loss when it didn't last. This vivid emotional nightmare continued over and over until I woke up sobbing. My Fitbit says it was my best sleep in a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 893 You deserved it 120