Work, Sex, Awkward and Cops: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 22:00

Today, my dad went on a rant about how police are scum, timewasters, corrupt arseholes, and a waste of taxpayer money. I’m a police officer, and I’d had to pull him over because he was swerving all over the road while getting road head from a woman who was not my mother, to whom he is still married to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 506

You deserved it 163

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 451

You deserved it 3 214

By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 116

You deserved it 5 507

By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 737

You deserved it 38 796

By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 106

You deserved it 17 840

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2023 07:30

Today, my dad is trying to kick me out to become homeless, because it’s my goal to become a police officer, and since he’s served prison time I’m now scum in his eyes and a disgrace to our family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 785

You deserved it 284

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 704

You deserved it 18 349

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 254

You deserved it 2 251

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 714

You deserved it 35 566

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 259

You deserved it 4 573

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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You deserved it 151 266

Brightside86 30

Monday 10 July 2023 2:41

What an idiot for getting roadhead on a street busy enough to have cops. That's what road trips in the middle or nowhere are for.

IHaveThePower 16

Monday 10 July 2023 3:14

Take the body cam footage to your boss and ask for a raise.

Comments

Chazzster 28

Sunday 9 July 2023 22:20

I truly hope you no longer live with A-hole Dad! … I also hope you gave him the ticket he deserved for reckless driving… But stay out of the situation between Mom and Dad - That’s a minefield with no good options except keeping the information to yourself.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 10 July 2023 0:34

Too many "to's" in your last clause. --Signed, The Grammar Police.

Headlock912 2

Monday 10 July 2023 1:12

I hope you threw the book at him, and his mistress. Really sorry to hear about this OP

Brightside86 30

Monday 10 July 2023 2:41

What an idiot for getting roadhead on a street busy enough to have cops. That's what road trips in the middle or nowhere are for.

IHaveThePower 16

Monday 10 July 2023 3:14

Take the body cam footage to your boss and ask for a raise.

ODBeefalo 10

Monday 10 July 2023 13:07

while you don't want to be the one to tell your mother about the cheating... it is way worse if she finds out and you know about it beforehand. you want to not be a shitty cop, don't be a shitty person and do the morally correct thing, tell your mother. All options here suck, but the decision is a clear right and wrong.