Miscellaneous: Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant....

By princess4242 - 26/02/2010 09:10 - India

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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By mee - 02/01/2016 08:25 - United States - Opelousas

Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year-old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 02:03

Today, I was eating dinner with my husband and his family. My father-in-law says to my mother-in-law, "You know what’s in your mouth? Sausage!" It was so random that I laughed, as quietly as I could. My husband then loudly asked me what was so funny. Everyone went quiet and looked at me. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 22:00

Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML

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By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

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PsychoMerk 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:12

lol :') "the damage was done!"

boopityboppity 11

Friday 26 February 2010 16:45

Well, now we know what you were really thinking about. Gotta love those Freudian Slips.

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Fairywings423 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:58

This is from Seventeenn in the Traumarama section

Endymion_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:44

No one going to talk about actual brown sauce? No one? I love it, especially HP Sauce. You understand, Canada.

_DeadPixels_ 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:20

I have actual brown sauce sitting right in front of me =D Love brown sauce! Way better than... ketchup or something =]

ndiesal 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 7:19

FREUDIAN SLIP FTW! In your defense, penis does sound a lot like peanuts. You could have just said that you slurred your speech a bit for some odd reason.

mugiwara_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 17:30

Everyone knows that "brown sauce" is butt sauce as "white sauce" is penis sauce. :o)

FockinA 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:43

what damage? you come off as a fun girl. laugh about it. you're popular. if they don't laugh, well life's a bitch. Get a new boyfriend, one with a fun family that likes brown sauce. lmao