By DanteWest1000 - 03/04/2012 04:43 - United States - Papillion

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML
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siickman 7

I mean yea i want my girl to be honest but like she should let it off in a easier way.... Not just be straight foward and mean about it

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FurryPride 9

Easiest way to find a needle in a hay stack is to light that shit on fire...

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The_Hitdude 12

^Look up Charizard on Urban Dictionary-- It'll make your day. ;)

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billybob1890 10

Have her Charizard you so she can find it. Then dress up like a girl and be happy ****!

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israelnotjacob 20

When you decide to make such stupid comments about how you're supposedly huge you deserve it when someone tells you otherwise. She probably didn't even really mean it but was just teasing, but since you clearly have a huge ego you deserve it.

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Stain92 14

^ What self respecting man admits to having a small penis?

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LadyGore 12

Well there's an ego blow if anyone asked for one. But at least she's satisfied with you (if she's still with you) that's all that matters? ...right?

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Reid5 6

Like when men say their girlfriend isn't fat, she's curvy?

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Nevereverland 8

And the famous "she's not fat , she's big boned!"

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BelleIsa_fml 6

Sounds like something I could say.. I bet she's just kidding

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noshatsherlockk 15

We all are capable of saying it, but most people wouldn't bust his ego like that. P.s.. If it's a needle in a haystack, I think it's time to shave the pubes so she can find it.

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sandyclaus 15

You mean, so it's smallness will stick out like a sore thumb? Talk about highlighting the obvious...

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randomkayx3 11

Well, at least you could cross dress? :)

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CookieGirl4ever 13

Lol, were you just a grammar nazi to yourself? :p

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randomkayx3 11

I was literally just sitting here staring at the comment trying to decide whether it's could or can. Came to the conclusion that can sounds better. :)

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randomkayx3 11

Man, word it differently. I'm such a dumbass. x)

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CookieGirl4ever 13

^ Lol, I kept thinking about liking that, but I don't think you're a dumbass. :p

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randomkayx3 11

Well, considering I have no idea what 45 said. Yeah, I'm an idiot :)

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yahoowizard 16

Haha, you were joking around with her, and so did she. I don't entirely see the FML here

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ladyLALAA 28

Unless OP was not joking, that would just be awkward...

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Kev_Chr 4

it's better to let it show than have people wondering if you have one... flaunt it!

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RedPillSucks 31

It's better to have people wondering than let it show and remove all doubt.

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DontForgetMe4 0

Ouch... but really OP , your girlfriend is still with you right? It can't be THAT bad then.

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waterpool 0

Haha, (smack bitch with needle sized ****)

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