Intimacy: Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented...

By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By samrodpuertorico - 13/02/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said, "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:08

Would you rather him give you a random hand job?

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:08

Congrats on the big penis bro.

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SpeakingMyMind 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:46

Sorry OP, I was just trying to give you a compliment. Didn't mean for things to get awkward...

mismonroe 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:47

PICS OR STFU

Truth_Nazi 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:54

Why would you want pictures of a dudes' tiny dick, If that's what you want to see go see the beginning of the Hangover 2

kiddo42 10

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:48

hmm your penis WAS big, whatever happened to it. i guess that's why it's a FML

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:53

should have asked him what he thought about your nuggets.

drewpeacock42 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:57

yea i know its hard being hung

Truth_Nazi 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:12

Not really. It's actually a pretty easy lifestyle.

jencyz 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:52

yeah it is

Lolpizza_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:01

awkward moment! lol

iLoveBoobies21 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:03

welcome to America op, welcome to america.

Flapjakels 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:08

ROFL

rubypeterson 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:44

Can just say that you seem like a cool kid and I kinda love you and your profile pic?

jazzyjada10 6

Friday 24 June 2011 6:04

I totally agree ahahh

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:08

I don't know why but for some reason all I can think about after reading this is, McDonald's has the best straws.(:

Mr_mur_der 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:59

and the thickest...

bigmanj28 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:10

Did you say thank you?

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What the actual ****?

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