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By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 April 2011 09:35 / Australia
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You don't get hypothermia in the shower. Because you are a drama queen, OP, YDI. I've had it. It took 45 degree water, wet clothing, and a night in the wet clothing in cold air outside (unplanned overnight on an island after white water kayaking). Two minutes of cool water will not do anything bad to your body.

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  SchiTzenGiglez  |  14

Why is everyone going on about this extremely obvious point that she's not going to get hypothermia? uhh no shit. hey 31, remember me? of course not and who gives a shit anyways. on about homosexuals again I see, hmmm makes one wonder

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  SchiTzenGiglez  |  14

I'm truly sorry man. you have no idea what your talking about, I can't continue to do this without being a total asshole. I fear your stupidity may lead me to hate all Canadians. I just can't have that, I love Canadia

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  lexeous  |  14

Fight! Fight! and as an FYI, I'm in a homosexual relationship and my boyfriend doesn't give a fuck if I have a "fro" because he loves me for who I am.

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  MissBunny25  |  14

dear fuckers, everyone calm the fuck down. loosen up. it's FML, not Jerry springer. so everyone go back to their neutral corners and finish your macaroni. shave your backs as well, hairy beasts. im tired of getting that shit wrapped up in my feet. Love, MissBunny25

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yeah. completely agree!! I shave everytime I shower or I don't feel clean. that is beyond disgusting. boohoo the water is cold. my water gets ice cold everytime I shower but it doesn't mean I stop bathing. there should never be a fro down there, I don't care if snow starts coming out of the shower head.

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  GoingLesbian  |  7

Not everyone shaves. Some people like it that way, and some people can't due to sensitive skin. I feel like I'm trying to spread 'awareness' about epilepsy or something.. geez..

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I think everyones skin is sensitive for a little while. Mine was but after shaving for so long my skin got used to it and it's fine now. plus it does matter what kind of razor you use. and yes, in 2011 it is disgusting to have a big ol' bush. Even for men it's gross in my opinion.

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  Horde  |  17

Seriously, OP, you're that helpless that you can't bath or shave without hot running water? Have you heard about warming water in a pot? Using a basin? Hypothermia? WTF are you talking about, are you live on the antarctic? Suck it up, cold water did no harm to anyone (That cold, at least..)

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  leeshxx  |  17

oh wow! copy and paste fail on my behalf!!! apologies. that was suppose to say I live in nsw too u won't get hypothermia love stop exaggerating

By  thebassopotomous  |  5

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  rawr9able  |  5

... you do realize not all people find looking like a pre-pubesent girl/boy sexy right? Having hair down there is natural and alot of people don't mind, it's a matter of opinion and taste.

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  Athena3_fml  |  30

Hey dumb ho, "Canadien" is the French spelling for Canadian...you know, since we live in a bilingual country? It isn't "wrong". You're just a stupid cunt who made Canadians look even worse while attempting to come off smart. #Fail.

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  daminantion  |  30

I personally call all Americans "hocks", dice they're from the south. logic makes the same sense as "Eskimo" right? You yanks should really learn more about the world, nonetheless your neighrbours, to bother with world politics. Speaking of which, after Libya who do you plan on bombing next? War-hungry pigs, you should all open your eyes and smell the coffee, which was probably grown outside of the States. Appreciate the world and it's diversity; God help us if the entire world were all like YOU.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  30

237 - But then you need to differentiate between genders -- Canadien vs Canadienne Unless you live in Quebec, I don't see why you can't just spell it "Canadian".

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  Athena3_fml  |  30

250-When referring to the general population, no you don't. The point is that it isn't wrong, and for that chick to be ignorant of the fact, while attempting to correct someone else at the same time was pathetic.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  30

260 - I didn't read the actual comment itself until just now. When referring to the general population, and when speaking French (as it's not common to do so in English) you would not need to differentiate between genders. That said, it's really stupid to spell it 'Canadien' if you're speaking the rest of your sentence in English.

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  RUSH777  |  30

EXACTLY. Like, when I'm speaking about Germany in English, you don't hear me saying Deutschland. I say Germany. Because I'm not speaking in GERMAN.

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  Athena3_fml  |  30

#262 I'm aware of that. However, when the original comment was made, the female who made the comment was not aware that Canadien is the French spelling for it. Had she been aware, her comment would not have called those who spell it in French dumb, or implied that they are because they're spelling it "wrong". Instead she would have asked people to spell it in English while communicating in English instead of French.

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  RUSH777  |  30

I'm more than aware that's how people from Quebec spell it. But as far I'm also concerned, Quebecers (as a whole) aren't even proud to be Canadian. They want to be their own country for Christ sakes. We (the rest of Canada) have our own stereotypes towards Quebec, as they do for us.

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  slushpup9696  |  30

247 - Calling all Americans "war-hungry pigs" has rescinded your right to be mad when somebody makes a Canada stereotype joke. Try being self-aware and realizing not everyone in America has the same opinion about Libya.

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  lilmissfail  |  30

a) the only reason my name has fail in it is cause i couldn't think of anything better to name it and b) I spell canadien with an e cause I am fucking French ok? is that so wrong I don't think so. 100$ sais I speak more languages than you

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  30

280 - I highly doubt you can PROPERLY speak more languages than I can. I cannot speak for anyone else. But since you seem to butcher the English language and can't even differentiate between English and French as a language, I'm going to say you're bluffing or a complete idiot. Just because you're French doesn't mean you're allowed to make that mistake. Sorry, but even the French can remember to a split second prior when they typed an English word. You don't just 'forget' you're speaking English.

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  Babblez  |  27

She lives in Australia, its been pretty warm here and it's certainly not the middle of winter. You could quite easily get away with a cold shower, or even using the kettle to put enough warm water in the bath to finish the job, it's not like you need that much water..

By  ImaginaryFoe  |  18

My God, you're dramatic. Do you really need Victoria Falls to groom yourself? Presumably you are already damp. Handle your business, rinse off with cool water and be done with it.

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  mobius8  |  18

Agreed. I think she just posted this for attention by telling the world she shaves down there. I mean, "I ran out of hot water in the shower" is quite possibly the lamest fml posted on here.

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