By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML
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Livinia 11

Would you rather him give you a random hand job?

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nickbucci1252 0

r u sure he did not say small penis and I highly doubt he even told u that

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EmyB_fml 8

you should have yelled PERSONAL SPACE really loud

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trollingyourfmls 0

thats the only person that will ever compliment you. or even see your dick. you should got it on right there. your gonna be foreveralone..

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jayson13_fml 8

I will!!!!lol jk

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perdix 29

Careful, Jayson, look at her picture -- that chick's got crabs.

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kufan1324 0

hey honeys! and trust me, i have a ton of clothes. i just chose not to wear them most of the time. how can i **** with pants on?

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lovin_darkness 0

OP, this is one of those times when you scream "Stranger Danger!" and get out fast

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Consequences 0

So what? Someone who likes dick is impressed with YOUR dick. Be flattered.

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perdix 29

Then why aren't you at Burger King, the Home of the Whopper?

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