Close encounters

By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML
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Ikushka 3

No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either

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pronounciations 5

What the **** happened?

31 1
xCrazyWhiteGirlx 0

Am I the only one that notices "next to me" is written twice?

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LiveLaughFML 10

kill it with fire! kill it with firrrrrrre

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zombicidal 11

maybe some STD or something or a lot of STDs like the man equivalent of a blue waffle

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nava1210 12

I would have kicked it and walked away..

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

17 Maybe the first "next to me" was referring to the urinal, and the second was referring to the guy? Nah, it's still repetitive.

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fthislyfe 22

Haha I didn't notice it the first time. Weird...

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DrDilllonReese 12

3- I'm assuming nuclear radiation or something cool

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auzzrage 1

maybe his dick is normal yours is not? or he has an STI

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Kyzahhh 7

Only after sleeping with a hooker in Thailand

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Daralea 21

Yes, auzzrage. The burning sensation when you pee is entirely normal.

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enonymous 8

I'm still waiting on my answer... Is it supposed to look this way?

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laneylovesu2 3

...Just go back in your stall and hope it doesn't touch you

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gojira666 7

Id straight up sparta kick that ****** pervert in the chest

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davidisbeast 12

#54 I hope you know blue waffles aren't real ...

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hinchkongfang 0

Maybe he had an actual beehive on there!! Or was there just a lot of red pubes?? Either way, if it looked angry, run bitch run!!!

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Beeftinkle 13

I wonder how many "next to me"s can be put together before I realize there's more than 1

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yankfan89 27

Because that's how his looks and he wants it to be normal

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MCRaddict 0

i really hope u said yes

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LoveLife293 2

That's too disgusting...

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kings1fan 6

Think he was just excited to se you

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tittymagic 0

I can't imagine what it looks like in actual person, on a total stranger because I have seen pictures that have made me want to barf

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Ikushka 3

No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either

191 1
saIty 17

I wonder what kind of kinky things he did to get that. Or maybe he likes to walk around naked in his backyard and a bee stung it.

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chubby_choco 17

You wonder? You're crazy. I'm specifically trying NOT to wonder how he did that to himself.

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Jamicianprince 1

Thats totally normal not ):

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