By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

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Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML
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Livinia 11

Would you rather him give you a random hand job?

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Darkness_Hate 29

Yeah its awkward but prefer that .........imagine if he would have said "how small your penis is!" at least its a kind of compliment...not with the best person in the best place but compliment.

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DixieBear 0

So was he just like "Nice huge penis you have there."?

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MagicMarker 0

This makes me *so* glad I'm a woman. You have no idea. It blows my mind that guys stand next to each other and watch each other pee.

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geko911 22

and all the point of the FML... we DONT.. i just thing OP has a stalker on his back. at least u can comfort yourself OP you will have been told how huge your dick is at least once in your life.

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camartinez23 0

daaaang must have been impressively big for a dude to compliment on it

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Nina268 0

I would love to have 12 inch penis in my ******, u should be proud

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ThatTyGuy 0

shoot if you want 12 inch I'd be happy to visit you

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Complaining 13

Ah, those random conversations in the men's room.

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