By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

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Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML
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Livinia 11

Would you rather him give you a random hand job?

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thrashdu2002 5

was it morgan spurlock

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Ukjames1993 0

He broke a lot of man rules: 1. You don't talk in a public toilet 2. You leave a urinal free between each man 3. You don't look at other men's dicks And while this one is sort of covered by rules 1 and 3 it's importantance makes it necessary to add. 4. You do not talk about another man's dick (or your own)

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fadingfaith 4

Is this for real?

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YayFlameWarz 9

If you're a man, you best brush up on your bro code before you glance at the wrong dude across the bar

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bycf 0

u should feel happy for it... as u r got a big one..... cheers up man... nthg to feel bad abt it...

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FreebirdIII 1

Did the song "Strangers in the Night" come on, and did he turn off the lights? Did he offer to push your stool in? I think he likes more than your tool.

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