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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:27

the hotel employees were just looking out for your boyfriend. after all, 15 year olds will get you 20 years.

winterjane 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:38

so the hotel employees never checked your ID when you checked in?

Comments

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:28

Better safe than sorry, imagine if you were like 15 and got raped.

shelbz7 2

Monday 19 September 2011 4:51

And the staff couldn't ask for your I.D. when you checked in? Dumb As

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 6 March 2013 9:49

Be happy you look so young. Women would kill for that. Dont ever be mad if you get carded, be glad you look young enough to be. FYL seriously though

andiboo 12

Friday 24 May 2013 9:15

I agree with #11 up there, people can't help the way they look.. I have a friend who looks way younger than she is and she's still beautiful. When she gets to be quite a bit older I assume that she'll still look younger because of it. So I'd say it's a good thing in a way.

skyewalkerr 7

Friday 10 January 2014 10:14

at least you look young xD

Mandii93 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:40

I'm surprised that didn't happen to me. One time I checked in a hotel with a 31 year old guy and I was 19.

saxoBEAST57 10

Tuesday 17 June 2014 4:16

Well at least you look young enough to be passed off as under-aged, right?

Cloversoul 2

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:17

My friend is like you, she gets kiddie menus at restaurants

fivetimeslonger 24

Monday 7 July 2014 19:52

At least the staff of that hotel is on top of their shit. What if it really was an underage girl being conned into a very serious and very scary situation by an older man? Having that kind of awareness is a great quality and can save a life or at the very least trauma.