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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:27

the hotel employees were just looking out for your boyfriend. after all, 15 year olds will get you 20 years.

winterjane 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:38

so the hotel employees never checked your ID when you checked in?

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MandieHart 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:16

you should have complained and then got all of your nights free :) that's what I would have done!

RandomCommenter 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 1:38

You'd think this would be a compliment.

555MA_AM555 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:14

you look young? oh poor you. im 18 and get shocked faces when i tell ppl. they generally think im around 22-24. its ok for now. what about when im 40?

gumzy 6

Sunday 1 August 2010 1:40

lool didn't u guys show ID when checking in!

kyarii_fml 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 13:58

With the way things are now a days. Reports of young boys and girls being raped and molested, and many people wishing they had stepped in to help. They felt uncomfortable with y'alls situation and acted on it as they are trained to do. I would have done the same thing. Lives are to precious to risk. Did it inconvenience you? Not terribly so. If I had been in your shoes I would have been thankful that someone was willing to care enough for my well being, to see that I am safe. It is rare in this day and age. All you had to do was whip out your ID and then once they left you went back to your night with all confusion cleared. Nifty story but nothing worthy of a "My life sucks".