I thought it was hilarious that Gillette does that. I got two of them as well.. one on my 18th, and on my 19th. They should've sent me some alcohol on my 21st for those standards.

More like a machine thought about him.

I'm still jealous.

Question: Did you tell anyone that your birthday was today before hand, or did you just expect everyone to read your mind? I get your family, but you can't expect your friends to know if you don't tell them. Hell, I don't even know half my friend's birthdays. It isn't because I don't care, it's because it's never come up in the conversation. Have you ever once said "Hey, my birthday's next week"?

possibly the best fml post ever haha

YOU UNGRATEFUL!

shave ur happy place and get sex for free from a prostitute.

hintedy hint hint

(using a useless comment to bring myself to the top... idc) dude its my birthday today too :D:D:D but people said things. i hope your birthday turns out to be awesome :D!

It was my 18th birthday too! :D

lololololol...it was my 18th on jan 14th three....damn

well at least someone remembered.

I didn't get anything for my 18th birthday... not even a 'happy birthday' from any of my family. I would've been happier if I at least got something like OP did (._.)

ya but christmas isnt something personal to you. if they forget about christmas then they are retarded but it wouldnt mean anything to u, however if someone important forgot your birthday thats just a slap in the face

Similar*. Sorry...Had to

It is haha. I still have mine from a year ago. Gillette is such a nice company.

Shaving partay.

lol I got one too, kinda creepy but great advertising technique

me too...how do they do it haha

I got one too but I'm 17?

i thought that too

Seriously! I can't help but think the OP is going to cut their wrists with that free razor

I didn't think anyone got straight razors these days; their like collectors items. I figured the OP will have it too tough slicing his wrists with a safety razor.

There are ways to get the blades out. It's not impossible. o;

Why not just buy a pack of blades or find a new one instead of trying to get a razor apart?

Hahaha this comment made this FML so much better for me.

Later: AGGoddess told me I might get a suprise party tonight. Nothing happened, except some free shaving cream from Gillette for my razor. FML