By nextstopplz - 07/04/2009 08:47 - New Zealand

Today, I was at a window seat on a bus full of people when I saw a person lying motionless in a gutter. I jumped up, nearly hysterical, screaming for the driver to stop because there was a guy really hurt on the road. An emergency stop and huge commotion ensued. It turned out to be some garbage. FML
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nextstopplz 0

haha wow there are some a*holes out there. actually I have very good vision and i am not intellectually stupid thanks... i was in a moving bus and it wasnt a garbage CAN.... i dont think people come in that shape, but a big bag of garbage that had split and stuff had come out and around the bag.. yeah. maybe next time this happens it will be one of the a*holes that commented on this lying in the gutter and i will remain silent. HAHA!

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Zerenade 0

lol, how the hell did you mistake some garbage for a person?

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amelinat 0

Good for you for being concerned though - many many people would totally ignore a gutter person.

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dakrock13 0

well, at least you cared?

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Claeric 0

Yeah you idiot, how did you do that? I mean, I have magical eyes that perfectly focus on every single thing within view while moving down the road. DOn't you? Jesus, idiot Hint: That was sarcasm.

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DizzyDemon0 9

when your soul is being weighed...I'm thinking they might just let it slide for a nice act :P Not a FML. Shoulda just chuckled and said "my bad" not a big deal...

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katiekaite 0

Has nobody EVER seen the movie The Mask? Come on now people I call bullshit.

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route95 0

This is why I don't freak out when I see things. I remain calm and check and double check. Hope your lesson's learned.

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kyliefish 0

Kudos to you, my friend! You did the right thing! -BUT- All you conspiracy theorists, chill! Do you honestly care this much if people are ripping off other people's FMLs?

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Boob_fml 6

You weren't by any chance riding the short bus were you?

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blinkingstarlet 15

as far as people saying "omg this just happened the other day!" maybe the OP reads the FMLs everyday and when he/she read that they said to themselves "hmm... something like that happened to me. maybe i will post." it's easy to mistake something like that. it could've been a large bag that was kind of tall and looked like someone lying down. jeez everyone is quick to say HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE OMIGODDDD! chill out people. FYL thats embarrassing lol

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