Transportation: Today, I was at a window seat on a bus full of people when I... - FML

By nextstopplz - 07/04/2009 08:47 - New Zealand

Today, I was at a window seat on a bus full of people when I saw a person lying motionless in a gutter. I jumped up, nearly hysterical, screaming for the driver to stop because there was a guy really hurt on the road. An emergency stop and huge commotion ensued. It turned out to be some garbage. FML

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nextstopplz 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:12

haha wow there are some a*holes out there. actually I have very good vision and i am not intellectually stupid thanks... i was in a moving bus and it wasnt a garbage CAN.... i dont think people come in that shape, but a big bag of garbage that had split and stuff had come out and around the bag.. yeah. maybe next time this happens it will be one of the a*holes that commented on this lying in the gutter and i will remain silent. HAHA!

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Zerenade 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:05

lol, how the hell did you mistake some garbage for a person?

amelinat 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:11

Good for you for being concerned though - many many people would totally ignore a gutter person.

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IAmBridgette 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:44

At least you're one of those people who care. They did something like that on the show "What Would You Do?" and most people just walk by without doing a thing.

btchh 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:39

what did people tell you after that?!?!?!

Ninjasaurus18 9

Friday 27 April 2012 13:30

Time for glasses!!!

blink_kid 32

Friday 10 August 2012 14:17

If it was an injured man, I'm sure he could have appreciated that you cared so much.

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