Break-ups and Love: Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

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You deserved it 7 648

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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News to me

By looz - 29/12/2008 07:21 - France

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML

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By klynn267 - 09/05/2012 11:03 - United States - Portland

Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML

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Boot him out

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML

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Genius

By Huh??? - 23/02/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML

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You deserved it 198

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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Incubuss 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:18

Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?

ibaneziceman 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:12

Boo ******* hoo.

Comments

NGM_47 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:38

I agree, the OP should sue that T-Mobile store for having an uninformed employee.

Tribulations 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:41

Excuse me while I play you a tiny violin.

DoomJeff91 2

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:54

You sir, are very talented.

lahp 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:43

ok... this isn't an fml... this is a piece of shit... i hate to be bitchy but **** sake complain about something funny or actually bad.

fml3164 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:44

this isnt bad at all. the guy is trying to be friendly. dont be a bitch

coco22_fml 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:45

so what? i agree w/ pretty much every1 on here, this is not an fml.

thejesterr 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:46

you're a pussy

lolwatlol 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:48

So? You should kill yourself, that'll solve all our "problems"

muffinsareyummy 1

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:49

how did this get past moderation? you are a mistake.

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:51

did your gf dump you when she found out you were using t mobile maybe you should have added her to your circle of friends

ghadir 2

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:56

wait whats the fml part? i don't get it...were the contacts deleted..? im confused..

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