Health: Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair.... - FML

By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 10 January 2011 9:12

Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.

CareFace 16

Monday 10 January 2011 9:05

That's awesome!

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biggizzil 0

Monday 10 January 2011 14:28

WTF!!!!!!???!?!?!!!?!?

brootalxkeni 0

Monday 10 January 2011 15:09

yuck. he couldve had a hot date last night and he thinks curly pubes are gross so he whipped out one of those little mini flat irons and straightened them. because he was gonna toot it and possibly boot it ;D just a theory

MaddaCheeb 0

Monday 10 January 2011 15:12

LOL!

DaveTheBrave20 0

Monday 10 January 2011 15:39

actually its your fault for not knocking!! BUT if its your flat iron then FYL

budge10 0

Monday 10 January 2011 17:19

thats hilarious but wouldnt he burn his weiner?

cdatribe23 0

Monday 10 January 2011 17:24

bahahaha that would be a sight to see :p

MaryPoppins88 14

Monday 10 January 2011 19:39

bahahaha omg what a tool...

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 10 January 2011 20:51

Calm down, it's just harmless manscaping. You only need to panic when you discover he's been using your toothbrush to bleach his asshole.

Madmolly 0

Monday 10 January 2011 21:20

Who does that?!

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Tuesday 11 January 2011 0:14

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