Intimacy: Creeped out

Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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You deserved it 23 059

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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You deserved it 1 096

By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 67 415

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 092

Dirty sex

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 06:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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You deserved it 126

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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You deserved it 32 275

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 375

Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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By EyesOffMe - 07/09/2009 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML

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You deserved it 58 974

By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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You deserved it 3 604

shakenbake93 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:16

Oh man. I got to see a naked chick. FML.

mitch707 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:40

Oh no did she see your nipples? How will you ever recover...

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shakenbake93 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:16

Oh man. I got to see a naked chick. FML.

bridgette5866 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:28

The chick wasn't naked, OP was. The girl was doing her hair. Why is this so hard to understand?

shakenbake93 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:20

oh. just got what it was saying. but still you were only half naked. how is this an fml?

cherry26272627 6

Monday 14 November 2011 6:30

Op is a girl.

Savvysass 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:23

wow, I feel so bad for you. that must have really scarred your soul, I suggest counselling for douchebaggery you douchebag.

mitch707 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:40

Oh no did she see your nipples? How will you ever recover...

aperfectxdeath 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:53

How will SHE ever recover***

Jiplo 18

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:13

"You" is unisex... No gender is applied to "you".

Mortanious 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:50

How is this an FML? I put down YDI but seriously there should be a third option for posts likes this; something like "you're a f***ing idiot".

Crazyemt5150 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:12

Today, I I realized that I have a ****** and it's bleeding. FML dude your an idiot.

mind_geek 15

Friday 27 May 2011 23:10

OWNED

TheTrainKid 20

Saturday 4 April 2015 1:06

you're*

stupiddumbblonde 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:16

lmao

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:03

It's good to know that if you go over to your girlfriend's apartment, and she's not there, there's a pretty good look-alike who can sub in in a pinch. When your rubbing Velcro, does it really matter whose face is way over there? Or who is operating the strap-on?