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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 10 January 2011 9:12

Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.

CareFace 16

Monday 10 January 2011 9:05

That's awesome!

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thathipsterchick 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 11:36

I whip my pubic hair back and forth... XD I hope that wasn't ur straightener

kims0706 10

Tuesday 4 June 2013 12:45

...how? Id be terrified...

adriaan270 9

Thursday 18 September 2014 19:04

is that possible?

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