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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 04:29 / Canada - Montreal
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By  br0ccoli  |  14

Son: "You be grillin my cheese all wrong, yo. Get out my face, bizniych. *cries*. Imma make this shit myself..*phone rings*...Oh hello, mr. Hildebrandt, yes I will be at the office on Tuesday *hangs up*....pshh that boy be tripping...fuck we're out of red kooilaid. Oh heyyl noo. No koolaid?!?! *cries*"

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  tacojauns  |  44

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  MrBubblez98  |  13

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  xlord  |  27

I never said eminem was bad. In fact I like a lot of his songs. I just don't like how every tone deaf cunt thinks they are eminem incarnate.

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  miss_madison  |  10

60- we have multiple gangs in just Vancouver alone. There's the Hell's Angels (although they really are almost too well known to be a 'scary' gang, there's another gang called The Red Scorpions which is mostly comprised of human trafficking and drug dealing. However OP and her fail son are in Quebec. And I don't think it's possible for the gangs there to shoot any better than the ones in the US. They do have a hotel made from ice though.

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so which one is it? you hate those people cuz they are wannabe gangstas or they are white or that thing is strictly for blacks and no other race can do the same? You see if I hated a black person for trying to be more white purely cuz they are black and its not their thing, everyone would go batshit crazy and call me racist, while in fact you are the most hypocritical racists out there. And black "gangstas" are a same fucking joke too. black culture. fuck yes!

By  tobedd  |  13

"Werd to ma matha... East side" *insert an E symbol with my fingers and a double tap on my chest*

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  JackeeDawn  |  9

That awkward moment when you look like a dumbass in front of the whole world. Gangs are stupid. If you think about it all you are really doing is killing someone over a color and a number. That's all it really gets down too. Like north siders N 14 & red is their "gang" Stuff. And they kill people that are S 13 & blue. They kill each other over shit we learned in preschool. Our colors numbers and abcs. Gangs are retarded. Seriously. Unless you go to Cali. They will fucking kill you for wearing the wrong color shirt out in public even if you aren't in a gang. Bang your fucking dead. It's a sad world we live in.

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  alicexo_fml  |  8

I'm pretty sure 2 was just giving an example of how stupid "gangsters" can sound and act. You all completely missed it. Whatever. And to 89, I accidentally thumbed you up. Sorry for that. Just pretend there's one less. You made sense until you started talking about CA.

By  Syneriam  |  7

How could you mom!? Don't you know burning grilled cheese is insensitive and enough to make a grown man cry? But in all seriousness, I think you should be worried if he's still in his "hood phase" and he's 28.

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In all seriousness I feel for the guy....bitch burnt his sandwich

By  br0ccoli  |  14

Son: "You be grillin my cheese all wrong, yo. Get out my face, bizniych. *cries*. Imma make this shit myself..*phone rings*...Oh hello, mr. Hildebrandt, yes I will be at the office on Tuesday *hangs up*....pshh that boy be tripping...fuck we're out of red kooilaid. Oh heyyl noo. No koolaid?!?! *cries*"

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This reminded me of the commercial with the white guy riding away from his girlfriend on a scooter shouting "THE STREETS ARE MY HOME!" While wearing a helmet, in a suburban neighborhood. Can't remember what the commercial was for (I think Starburst), but it was fucking hilarious.

By  loloalltheway  |  23

Well a real man shead tears :)

By  julianhyde  |  5

I think FML should have a "Failed Parent" section.

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