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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 10 January 2011 9:12

Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.

CareFace 16

Monday 10 January 2011 9:05

That's awesome!

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shacoria 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:58

how could his pubic hairs possibly be long enough to flat iron??? wow

Aquamarch 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:29

WHAT THE ****? lol that's so weird!!! Tell him to be careful not to burn himself!

TheMissingPiece 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:01

Is that a new scene kid trend?

tristen199 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:35

Haha that's freaking hilarious :P

keshafan101 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:36

why would he do that!?!

niglet11 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:06

O_O

astrixmylife 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:26

PICTURES OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Jimmaaa 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:13

I straighten my head hair and today my friend said that my hair reminded him of this post

furbs84 0

Friday 21 January 2011 7:59

what man wants straight pubes?

FMLEveryday235 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:35

Let's hope he Gets burned.

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