Transportation: Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my parked car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop, all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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Don't drugs and drive

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 13:59

Today, a friend of mine borrowed my car, drove it on drugs, fell asleep at the wheel, and smashed it. Don’t worry though, he’s fine, but my car was described as a “write off”. FML

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GuessWhatKids 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:05

Drugs are bad, mkay.

klc20071989_fml 20

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:06

If it was leaking antifreeze, then technically it was.

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Slackness 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:06

This is the end-my-non-friend. Yr ******! Your brain is now scrambled egg.

ravenh1979 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:07

Yeah, it's called anti-freeze duh!! Although I will give u this, depending on the make a year of your vehicle, that some have a redish color a anti-freeze.

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:08

Oh man that sucks. Sorry about your car and sorry your first time had to be a bad one. Maybe a sign though, to do shrooms instead ; )

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:31

I'll just throw this out don't do drugs...

ctina 15

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:32

If you deserved it or not depends on if the car was parked or if you were driving while tripping, OP. it sounds like you were parked, but I can't tell.

Squit_fml 16

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:00

YEA YDI BECUZ YOU TOOK DRUGS WHILE NOT DRIVING YOUR CAR AND SOMEONE CRASHED INTO YOUR CAR ALSO, 1+1=11 HURR DURR

beej821410 6

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:01

Am I the only one wondering why a guy was driving through a camp site?

Spark_Slicker 19

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:03

I'll probably get thumbed down for this, but I really can't believe how many people are defending the fact that OP was trying acid. Acid? Really? Just never mind.

reptileliv 2

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:16

Ha everyone is saying the OP deserved it just cuz she was experimenting with a friend in a private area where nobody could get hurt and wasnt bothering anyone and certainly NOT driving. you people who think she deserved getting her car smashed by The true asshole that probably drinks EVERYDAY and puts everyone's lives in danger by driving while intoxicated, are all pathetic idiots that probably all are super religious and hide your drinking problem from your wives and husbands that are cheating on you cuz your a hypocritical asshole. OP was CAMPING with a friend&tried acid, not getting hammered then driving around putting everyone's lives at risk. Damn get the hell over yourselves. OP you did NOTHING Wrong.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 3 July 2013 7:39

So you think every single person who disapproves of recreational drug use must secretly be an alcoholic? Interesting "logic" there.

Ukeee_X 19

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:16

Unless they were driving under the influence I don't really think they deserve it. There's a very big difference between trying for the first time and regular user