Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

Get your liscence revoked. People like you make little children scared when they cross the street.

If op's friend was wearing bright clothing like you are supposed to at night or reflectors then this would not have happened. I assume it is at night because how do you hit somebody during the day.

On accident? (hopefully)

least you found him

Tell him he is dreaming he won't remember in the morning or tell him he fell down the stairs

A bad movie.

ROADKILL!!

Ron and sammi are at it again? Your a good friend jwow, don't worry

women drivers tisk tisk tisk

72- sexist bitches

hopefully he was so drunk he wont remember it, and you can tell him he got into a huge bar fight

So the first thing you do is post on FML?

That doesn't apply anymore. You must be new.

that is if OP didnt go to jail or anything like that

42, how do you know

i was gonna say tell him his girlfriend hit him

I'd say this is more of a FHL. Poor guy.

Today, I figured out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend, so I broke up with her. As I was walking home, my "best friend" hit me with his hummer. FML

Wrong place to put your FML..

45, go play on the highway.

He was drunk...

45- wrong website for you to be on. Go back to Craig's list

21- should have said Dodge

Hope he doesn't remember anything once he wakes up!

cool

story

bro!

Shoulda drove faster

This comment actually made me laugh so :p to the neg rates

Yeah. They shoulda did that.

.."found him!"

That made this FML 100 times better!

"Ops"

It takes skill to misspell "oops".

Lol! Even "oops/ops" has her own grammar nazi! How thoughtul of you

There is a movie like that!

You want a cookie or something?

10 points! You win!

20 points if the OP hit him at a higher speed.

30 points if he jumps out of the car while moving

He didn't feel it, he was drunk.