By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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ravenxcorvinus 9

well at least she's officially now your "ex"-wife OP

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zizoooooooo 4

u gatta **** her so hard that she never forget u.

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Scorn210 1

Cut off the phone !!!!

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bubo_fml 10

Next time, wait til the zero hour, then at the last second, refuse to sign unless you get $500 cash & a farewell *******...I did that & got paid & blown, right in the Lawyer's office!

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bubo_fml 10

Immediately call an 'escort' to share your side of the bed for the evening!

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linkinpark98 23

...And you married her in the first place, because?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Why does that even matter. People change over time.

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AK10bears 0

Seems to me that she's a classless !! BITCH !!. if she'd do such a thing in front of you, what has she done behind your back!?! You!!, my friend are better off without her, much better!

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XanderJayNix 17

Well, then in that case it sounds like a good thing you got a divorce!

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