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Everytime I read these kind of FML's I just wonder what got them married in the first place. OP- Spend a long weekend with her sister now.

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I always thought he looked like a really skinny drug addict. oh wait... Just kidding. Just kidding.

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I just love how most girls' favorite singers/bands are only their favorites because they are/have a "hot" guy :)

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25 - the "they are/have" a confuses me a bit...are you saying girls like singers either because they're hot or because the girl has a hot bf? o.O

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he's saying that girls like the boy then the band then the music in that order... idk but I will say that there is a lot of terrible shit on my wife's iPod.

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Look on the bright side, he is a lawyer so he's probably a Jew. Just slap a swastica on an easy bake oven and leave it on his door step. The perfect revenge >:)

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She's getting a job at the firm come Monday. The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney. Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money.

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Good point Cunt. She will be working for him and eventually he is going to spend long amounts of time with a new woman thus creating new content for "48 Hours on ID."

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"Do you have the guts to share" Everyone knows what they are, because her name would read underneath the FML. Happy hunting.

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Thanks TIJD! And yay for all the P!atD fans. And um, I don't remember them. You can do a search. I know one was a few months ago. I fell into a hottub swan-style. The other, I don't remember. It was more recent though.

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She posted one FML about face planting into a hot tub. The other one, was about taking a good amount of time preparing a meal and instead of throwing the napkin away, she threw her plate of food away. Those were the 2.

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Um, you're all right. I have more than two. Squirrel came down my chimney, I dropped a plate of food, faceplanted in a hot tub, and left my shoes on the bank when tubing. IDK why FML has sooooo many fucking bugs, but this is one of them. It doesn't show the real number. :/

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My number is sadly real. I thought it would be funny to summit 69 stories just ' because I like the number.(:

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You can put any name under an FML, but if se put it as her name then I guess she does have the guts. A lot of people do them anonymously or use a false name.

You are going to be so separated from your money. You might want to hire a lawyer to see what your options are. In NC, the cheated-on spouse can sue for damages under "Alienation of affection". Not sure what country/state you're in, YMMV.

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What "poster's profile" are you talking about? All it says is that it was sent from a mobile version. In other words, the website can't pinpoint where he's at because he's using a phone instead of a computer. No idea where you get France from that.

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Sometimes, like right now, the app will assume if it has been sent from a mobile version, that the location is "Île-de-France - France." It's very annoying.

that's tough man, I'm sorry...my sister and brother-in-law are goin through a divorce right now, it sucks and I wish you the best of luck

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