Miscellaneous: Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 21:26 - New Zealand

Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:03

Are they that big?

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shagy_91 8

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:41

How?!!

DotDootyDot 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:42

OUCH OUCH OUCH and OUCH!!!

kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 22:26

Its at this time that I'm really glad I'm a guy!

HopeEndlessly 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:44

Just be glad you're not flat-chested!

KawaiiCupcake 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:35

Your a disrespectful jerk. There is nothing wrong with being flat chested.

an3ph 20

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:51

Some people will do anything to get some action.

kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:54

Is it mean if I kinda wish I could've seen it happen? ..sorry OP

WasabiMars 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:04

I never knew it this was possible. Have your breast checked OP. I hope you're fine.

gracehi 31

Saturday 18 January 2014 19:39

Oh, she's fine alright. ;)

Alvarortor 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:09

Would it be wrong to assume that your boobs are big

challan 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 22:58

if they weren't, one is now.

cheesebond 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:13

Do you need me to come kiss it?

Jasmeent11 15

Sunday 19 January 2014 9:38

Wtf.

speakersboom 19

Tuesday 21 January 2014 6:20

Come kiss the bottom of my shoe. Really hard. With your whole face.

buckdharma 36

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:13

It's time to trade in your Hyundai for a HyunDD.

ahsanmasood 4

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:23

how does that even happen????

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