By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
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karlcolt45 19

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

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80zChyld 2

I don't possibly know how that could happen. Thanks for sharing this made my day.

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southern_momma 7

now I am just staring at my car and trying to figure out how you managed that...

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bambam20 11

Um how do you do that?? It sounds extremely painful

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madame_malfoy 4

I once clwed open my nipple shower with my ridiculously long (natural) nails. I feel your pain. I thought I was going to bleed to death.

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hateevryone 14

how do you even do that?

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