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By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 January 2014 06:29 / United States - Colorado Springs
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Maybe you should shave

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  negb  |  30

It's pretty easy for guys to sit on their balls. I don't think it's that easy to close your car door on your boob. I have a feeling OP might wanna look into a breast reduction... Hope you didn't close it too hard.

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actually, i dont sitting on your.balls is common in people under 70

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  challan  |  19

if your balls are full, is it more common to sit on them? I would imagine freshly emptied balls easier to carry around. hmmm... I may have ball envy. As for Op... I hope she wasn't lactating. I see an erupted milk jug in my visual.

By  coried91  |  28

At least now you don't need a mamogram. Your door took care of that for you.

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  coried91  |  28

I never said it fixes anything. I was just going after her boob being squished.

By  Zelphoric  |  25

Ouch. Guess you'll make sure to be more careful in the future eh? Sounds painful

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  MrsDruidess  |  23

it sounds like OP is a total idiot or they are "new" (as in fake for you all too serious readers out there) mine are DD's and I can not imagine shuting one in a car door. . . so size can't be the issue, of they were smaller I see even less possibilities. Really that just leaves stupidity, plus unless its just the nipple, how in the world did the door close all the way??

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

I'm questioning how this happened as well. My chest is giant and i've never done anything even near this. She would have had to have been leaning forward into the space between the frame and the door for this to happen.

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  Smoxxii  |  17

Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder? Do they drag upon the floor? Do your boobs hang low?

By  Cagara_fml  |  10

next time wear a bra

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  coried91  |  28

Bras aren't made of steel. They don't offer much protection when it comes to things like getting it stuck in a car door. It wouldn't prevent it either depending on how big they are.

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  coried91  |  28

OP never said they were swinging free. You could be leaning to get something off the top of you car and accidently close the door on them if they're in the right spot. Bra or no bra.

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  swick25  |  22

ok I do not know how my comment got put into this dudes. it was for someone one who said pic or it didn't happen. now that comment is gone. so before everyone thumbs me down again my comment was not intended for this comment.

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  swick25  |  22

ok I do not know how my comment got put into this dudes. it was for someone one who said pic or it didn't happen. now that comment is gone. so before everyone thumbs me down again my comment was not intended for #13's comment

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