Miscellaneous: Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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Same thing different taste

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 21:26 - New Zealand

Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:03

Are they that big?

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LethalSeamonkey 15

Saturday 18 January 2014 19:50

HOW?!?!

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 18 January 2014 19:52

That is exactly how a mammogram feels.

outoftown 26

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:17

You're half right. A mammogram crushes both your girls. :(

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:02

I cringed at this, and I'm a guy. Sorry OP.

RAI08 7

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:07

Wow, they must be huge!!

iloveyou846 2

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:17

For the idiots that couldn't put it together #57 was referring to the comment made by #9.

BFons 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:22

How?!?

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:42

Holy crap, how big are your breasts... ?

mindception 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:42

That's terrible! Holy crap in cringing

AubreyDucrat 8

Saturday 18 January 2014 21:10

How does someone even do that!?

sarah2144 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 21:12

How does that even happen?

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

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