Miscellaneous: Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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Same thing different taste

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 21:26 - New Zealand

Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:03

Are they that big?

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HaThatSucks4You 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 8:28

how in the actual f*ck...? O.o

kaytasha 18

Sunday 19 January 2014 11:15

Look on the bright side, it means your boobs are big enough for that to happen them. Most girls will kill for boobs like that

KawaiiCupcake 14

Sunday 19 January 2014 11:32

And for the back pain the heavy boobs bring.

babyblueyes 27

Sunday 19 January 2014 11:41

Jesus, how saggy are your boobs?? Lol

xzeldax3 18

Sunday 19 January 2014 12:57

Swing low, sweet chariots.

Vegetarian27 24

Sunday 19 January 2014 13:12

How the **** did you manage that?!

Natoya 1

Sunday 19 January 2014 13:33

As much as I would like to say I feel your pain I can't and I have 44DD's and I have never done that.

lottiepop 2

Sunday 19 January 2014 21:06

I'm an E and have never dome it >.

Smoxxii 17

Sunday 19 January 2014 14:34

Dang, OP. How big are your breasts?

evilamoebaattack 20

Sunday 19 January 2014 17:37

yeah, it must have gotten stretched.. OP do you know if there's a reverse?

picturescrazy 24

Sunday 19 January 2014 20:38

I'm trying to picture how that could happen and I just can't xD Are yours pendulous or something?

adorable6 14

Sunday 19 January 2014 20:51

how just....how

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Still cute though.

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

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