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By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

Oreosbff 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:03

haha that sucks

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alicia_was_here 3

Friday 2 July 2010 3:24

well, that obviously says something about YOU, op. hahaha

ATLBOI770 0

Friday 2 July 2010 3:45

the old man a pimp purple mopad pink slippers n talking smack to u :D

lafingman0 5

Friday 2 July 2010 4:17

sounds like you got trolled =D

dave3 3

Friday 2 July 2010 4:40

161 u look wicked awesome

allplayedout 20

Friday 2 July 2010 4:58

compared to him, we are all losers.

V_hungover 0

Friday 2 July 2010 5:27

I love it. I laughed so much!

gingersnapper 0

Friday 2 July 2010 5:43

YDI. You shoulda known better than to try to out-queen a guy on a purple moped.

horrorcane 0

Friday 2 July 2010 6:31

I think I saw that guy on people of walmart

Fmylife62 0

Friday 2 July 2010 7:36

Lmao, if you're considered a loser then imagine what he is considered...

usmcbunny 0

Friday 2 July 2010 7:56

...They don't actually talk, mang D: Mishka can't talk, a dog's brain doesn't work that way. It's a party trick, nothing more... If Mishka could actually speak, the government would have stolen her by now >->

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