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By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

Oreosbff 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:03

haha that sucks

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SAMHAlN 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:48

omfg today while riding my purple moped in pink flip flops I called this really really ugly stupid fat guy that was painful to look at a loser

bryce2552 4

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:19

this is really funny because your name is cooldude

tanman88 5

Friday 6 August 2010 10:08

that's a sexy old man

silverbella 0

Friday 6 August 2010 22:58

my brother wears pink fuzzy flip flops and dose that mean he is a loser?

yeahiknow0 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:50

Haha that's hella funny

wtflolfail 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:50

he'd know

Poilo_fml 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 3:40

well he's just riding dirty

cherrycherryboom_fml 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 2:28

Dang, this is what the world has come to? old people in pink flip flops riding girly vehicles. legit shit my man. ;D

Outrunbigdady1 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:56

second comment :) anyways that's not so bad I think this should be on mlia

Zodaicz 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:45

I gotta agree with the old man

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